Running from the Law: What I Want For Christmas

Friday, December 4, 2009

What I Want For Christmas

Oh, there are always so many things on my Christmas list.  Unfortunately, we're not doing Christmas gifts this year.  Boo.  HOWEVER, right after Christmas is my BIRTHDAY!  And I definitely did NOT agree to no birthday presents.  SO, without further ado...

Louboutins - Any of these will do.  I'm a size 36.  Thanks.

The rest of my china - I really want to host a fancy dinner party, but I only have 5 sets of my china.  Not a super exciting gift, I know.  I may just have to break down and buy this for myself. 

Rosetta Stone - After taking 6 years of Spanish in high school and college (AND studying abroad in Spain), I can probably say about 15 words.  It just didn't stick.  I'd like to try again.

A sewing machine - No, I don't sew.  I don't know how to sew.  But that's probably because I don't have a sewing machine.  If only I had one, I'd probably be on Project Runway next season.  This one looks super fancy.

Digital SLR Camera - Did I mention my camera is broken?  Still f-ing broken.  STILL!  I think it might be time to upgrade (or as Beyonce says: "Lemme lemme upgrade ya.").  This one is pretty...

Diamond stud earrings - Really really big ones.

A pony - I think I should get a paint because she'll match Mally and Jigs.

Walk-in closets- Seriously.  I need more room for shoes.  This one's pretty nice.  And don't worry, I'll give Ryan at least 2 shelves.

Coca-Cola’s 100-Flavor Interactive Freestyle Soda Fountain - Holy shit.  This godsend offers more than 100 flavor options. There are traditional sodas, flavored waters, carbonated or uncabonated beverages, energy drinks and so on. Even flavors not currently available in the United States.  Craving a diet black cherry vanilla sugar-free Coke (even though that doesn't exist) got it!  I die.

A baby grand piano - I've always wanted to learn how to play the piano.  This is a great opportunity for that!  I know what you're thinking...where will I put it?  In my new ginormous walk-in closet, of course.

Cashmere Burberry Coat - Drool.

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  1. Thank you oh so very much for saving the time of making my own Christmas list. I'll take one of everything on this list, please! Except for the pony. (I don't like keeping things around that are cuter than I am.) Also, on the CLou's, I'm a 40. K, thanks! :)

  2. Love your china. If we were china people, that would be the china we register for.

    Love the SLR, too. I asked for a new lens for mine - fingers crossed!

    And, how can you not want Loubs for Christmas! I'd love a pair in red.