tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post1472858166473477038..comments2024-02-08T11:22:04.473-06:00Comments on Running from the Law: There's a Shark in the Toilet!Sara McCartyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04942635767083902005noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-41889110321233601392015-03-02T23:57:31.757-06:002015-03-02T23:57:31.757-06:00These are so cute. Me and my daughter also come u...These are so cute. Me and my daughter also come up with a dream that we're going to "share" that night. Tonight I'm supposed to meet her at a horse race; she's going to ride a pink horse and I'm going to ride a blue horse. <br /><br />We mostly use little white lies around Christmas, is that awful? Lots of "the elf is watching" and "what would Santa think?" Haha, I feel kind of bad about that but it is awfully effective. Sometimes we even bring it up off season because it works so well.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01832580220695708322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-86359253388945540742015-03-01T15:09:44.120-06:002015-03-01T15:09:44.120-06:00These are awesome!! Seriously I can't even pic...These are awesome!! Seriously I can't even pick a favourite, I liked Colleen's TMNT mutagen one for green smoothies though, pretty brilliant! <br /><br />We told Scarlett that we had to give all of her suckies to another baby... one day she just dropped them outside of her bedroom door before bed and said "for the babies". I guess it worked ;)Tawnya Fausthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07344990268295332969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-3884216905905104342015-02-26T14:33:54.869-06:002015-02-26T14:33:54.869-06:00This is just too funny love them all!!This is just too funny love them all!!Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16424857708298442926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-67755268801483004162015-02-25T15:41:13.325-06:002015-02-25T15:41:13.325-06:00LOVE this post! I seriously could not think of an...LOVE this post! I seriously could not think of anything to say when you posted this...thinking "I don't lie to my kids". And then the whole time I was reading, I was thinking, "I say that!" or at least something similar! :) Hehe...ooops! Seriously, though, my favorite is about the shark in the potty and I am just about to go home and give it a whirl.Whitneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00661973679165271757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-57228536633007309902015-02-24T18:36:30.832-06:002015-02-24T18:36:30.832-06:00I seriously LOVE this post! Genius. Parents are ge...I seriously LOVE this post! Genius. Parents are geniuses. We don't really lie to Mason (yet lol) but I am definitely going to save some of these for future reference!Elizabeth [Chasin' Mason]https://www.blogger.com/profile/15755393907480303868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-50851095491344268752015-02-24T15:42:08.876-06:002015-02-24T15:42:08.876-06:00These are too funny! I'll have to keep some o...These are too funny! I'll have to keep some of these in mind!Meghanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08328103542385691870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-13003722644315714712015-02-24T08:58:52.247-06:002015-02-24T08:58:52.247-06:00bahaha this is the greatest thing I've read al...bahaha this is the greatest thing I've read all day!! I'm bookmarking this for sure! have a great day girl! xoJMO https://www.blogger.com/profile/00135137475181864248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-48342646029445421952015-02-24T07:30:04.835-06:002015-02-24T07:30:04.835-06:00These are so great! I tell little fibs to my kids ...These are so great! I tell little fibs to my kids all the time. Mostly we tell them that places are closed!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00761844022843833392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-50752651919442607192015-02-24T04:31:23.614-06:002015-02-24T04:31:23.614-06:00I love all of these! The sleep ones are the best b...I love all of these! The sleep ones are the best but the new kids and the JCP catalog?! Love it!! Thanks for the good laugh!!!Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00628556216175982242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-86160343117657446052015-02-23T22:52:25.424-06:002015-02-23T22:52:25.424-06:00Hahahaha oh my goodness, I'm dying!!! :D :DHahahaha oh my goodness, I'm dying!!! :D :DAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07897731237078028063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-3907866166010160252015-02-23T21:54:15.337-06:002015-02-23T21:54:15.337-06:00I'm laughing out loud about the cat one! My da...I'm laughing out loud about the cat one! My dad always told us we couldn't get a cat because he was allergic...then I saw him pet one at pumpkin patch a few years ago. That's when the truth came out!!! <br /><br />Love these pics of Mim!!! Such a doll baby!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13017293014340074714noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-15447343559417663802015-02-23T19:06:04.684-06:002015-02-23T19:06:04.684-06:00these are hilarious. I had an aunt that used to te...these are hilarious. I had an aunt that used to tell me there was an alligator in the basement and it made him grumpy when I stood on the heater grate. As far as my own child goes, don't have much but I one night when she was a toddler and was feeling yucky I couldn't get her to calm down so I gave her a bathrobe and told her that it's a magic robe that makes everything better when you wear it and was surprised when it worked. She calmed down quickly after thatAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13194755410229292425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-38785783833149735302015-02-23T18:07:24.690-06:002015-02-23T18:07:24.690-06:00This is so funny, love the "night night"...This is so funny, love the "night night" button!!! And those pics, adorable!! Ashley Bricknerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17615432207645571722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-5836380103693528222015-02-23T16:22:16.090-06:002015-02-23T16:22:16.090-06:00Your "night night" button is genius! Hah...Your "night night" button is genius! Haha And those pictures are too precious <3Kaity B.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11121029548598878286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-13271712204147086762015-02-23T15:16:26.856-06:002015-02-23T15:16:26.856-06:00How quickly you learn to tell fibs when you become...How quickly you learn to tell fibs when you become a parent! It's like a magic power, I swear! My mom had me absolutely convinced that telling a lie would make all of my hair fall out from about the age of 4 on, I tried my very best to always tell the truth. It worked and instilled a great habit in me...until I started having kids and needed that on demand trait! ;) Such a fun post!Amanda {Tickled Pink}https://www.blogger.com/profile/16699074699744098387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-45523016681034400602015-02-23T14:58:51.832-06:002015-02-23T14:58:51.832-06:00If Reed asks to play in the cars and we don't ...If Reed asks to play in the cars and we don't feel like it we just tell him they're locked. Too bad for him that he can't reach the handle to prove us wrong!Kary Glawehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14232275851109702284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-41288339075154960552015-02-23T14:56:01.303-06:002015-02-23T14:56:01.303-06:00These are killing me! I tell my three year old tha...These are killing me! I tell my three year old that her nose will get too big for her face if she picks it.<br /><br />www.hautemommyblog.comChasity @ Haute Mommy Bloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03651136576903837582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-13491053978723422032015-02-23T14:25:41.755-06:002015-02-23T14:25:41.755-06:00Those are great and hilarious!! I will have to pi...Those are great and hilarious!! I will have to pick a few to adopt. Mim is to die for cute in these pics!!!!!!!!!Chrissy@SimpleJoysBloghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03120635804133231805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-18138660097702423902015-02-23T13:42:49.370-06:002015-02-23T13:42:49.370-06:00You make me laugh and so do all of these things! ...You make me laugh and so do all of these things! My mom took me to a lake once and she said it was the beach. Trust me, I'm still salty about that one. She also took my<br />Favorite skirt in college and told me the airline employees must have stolen it. Grrrsara [at] journey of doinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09328180529729262449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-63772878169131463412015-02-23T13:34:32.462-06:002015-02-23T13:34:32.462-06:00These are hilarious!! And Mim is precious!! Someti...These are hilarious!! And Mim is precious!! Sometimes when I don't keep ALL their art work they see it in the trash - I always blame the dog. I tell them she threw it away!Kristen [Playground Prepster]https://www.blogger.com/profile/17577071697448069754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-87355234030328157482015-02-23T13:06:32.329-06:002015-02-23T13:06:32.329-06:00Oh, I love these! Kids. :-)Oh, I love these! Kids. :-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-73961701764729168592015-02-23T12:42:33.304-06:002015-02-23T12:42:33.304-06:00These are genius and fantastic! I can't wait t...These are genius and fantastic! I can't wait to use some of these. My favorite is the icecream truck and the cleaning room/toothfairy one. I mean I wish I was more creative, but since I'm not I can use these. Thanks everyone :)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00107650149317221160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-57557622132365223742015-02-23T12:05:38.847-06:002015-02-23T12:05:38.847-06:00So many good ones here...I plan to steal a few!! ...So many good ones here...I plan to steal a few!! ;)natasha {schue love}https://www.blogger.com/profile/03425886437465409084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-28238852262570668302015-02-23T11:59:15.123-06:002015-02-23T11:59:15.123-06:00These are great! We tell Jackson that a place is c...These are great! We tell Jackson that a place is closing (like the park, etc.) if we want to try and get him to leave without throwing a fit. It usually works. :-) The pictures of Mim are adorable! I love her shirt and headband.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18329179229738260534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8479044467467363635.post-41183897738208509712015-02-23T11:58:33.248-06:002015-02-23T11:58:33.248-06:00Some of these really cracked me up. Some of these really cracked me up. Jennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10859261997697353591noreply@blogger.com