I freely admit that there's a lot I don't understand about kids...even my own. I've been a parent for (one month shy of) four years now and I can't begin to tell you how much I learn daily about the things my children love, like and seriously dislike. I know Mac loves soft clothes, AC/DC and sunglasses. Mim loves owls, Wreck-It-Ralph and slides. But there's also so much more that I don't understand about children. One being every single kid's obsession with trains. What is it about a train that makes a child lose their mind with excitement and awe?! Why do kids love trains so much?





When I think of trains these days, I think of an outdated old-fashioned mode of transportation. Honestly, before I had kids, I probably hadn't even thought about trains for years...other than the occasional glory days memory of drinking wine on a train through Europe with my law school friends or cussing at a train under my breath when I was stopped at the railroad tracks on my way to work, late as usual. But it seems like every child, boy or girl, from birth is programmed with an intense obsession with trains that I absolutely do not understand. From train tables to train shows (Chuggington, Thomas, Dinosaur Train, etc.) to train events (Polar Express) and train propaganda all over town, I feel like the train industry is possibly making more money from this crazy toddler train obsession than from actual train transportation stuff. Forget being a doctor, my kids want to be a train conductor! (Medical industry - seriously, you could take some pointers from the railroad industry's toddler marketing campaign.)





My children are no exception to the train brainwashing that's going on. They love trains and have bought (hook, line and sinker) into the whole "trains are AMAZING" mindset from birth. "Choo choo" was one of their first words (both kids), they love train shows, they are obsessed with their train table(s) and the sound of a train whistle will send them into absolute wild frenzy! I do not get it. I've been trying to get Mac to tell me some things about trains that might hopefully help me understand why he loves them so much, and here's what he had to say...
Me: Why do you like trains so much?
Mac: They're really big and super loud. Bigger and louder than my daddy!
Me: Yes, they
are big and loud, but airplanes are faster than trains.
Mac: Airplanes are really far away and don't carry coal. And they don't have a whistle.
Me: Well, that's true. Do you like coal?
Mac: No.
Me: Do you like loud whistles?
Mac: No.
Me: Ok, then why do you like trains?
Mac: I just told you!!!
Me: Alright!
Me: Mimmy, do you like trains?
Mim: Trains!!!!
Me: Do you like trains?
Mim: Chooo chooo!!!
Me: Do you like trains?
Mim: Ok!
Me: Do you like trains?
Mim: Snack?
Are your kids obsessed with trains?
WHY?!!!