"I will not get anywhere close to you with that thing."
"Me either! I will be beautiful from WAY over here!"
"Wait, did someone say treats?! I know I heard someone say treats. Beagles have excellent hearing."
"What about me...don't I get a treat too?"
"Still not liking it."
"Hi mom! Got any more treats?"
"Well, she's still got that camera. We're not smiling until we get another treat."
"Tell her mom."
"Ok, we give up. Photo shoot over. Where'd you put those treats again?"