From The Cutting Room Floor - Round 2

I had so much fun with this the first time I posted it, so let's try it again.  Here are some photos from my phone (from April and May) that didn't make the Instagram cut, for one reason or another, along with a one(ish) line caption.   (Yes, it's basically a photo dump...just humor me.)

One man wrecking crew.

Black and white beauty. 

"Wanna come outside and play with me?"

Sucking the marrow out of life. 

"I like these slogs, mama."

"This is not what I thought you meant when you said I could lick the beater." 

"HIGHER!"

"Make it go faster!" 

PB&J never looked so cool. 

"Is there a pirate treasure at the end?"

"I'd like a cheeseburger and a chocolate milkshake please."

Flower crowns and Lucky Charms...just an average morning for Mim.

Mac's first official nursery school photo.  I asked him if he smiled and he said, "No, I looked bored."  

First cotton candy experience: "It kinda tastes like hair." 

"This is not the beach."

Bitches be like, where's my margarita? 

From the Cutting Room Floor

I take so many photos of the kids these days - most of them are crappy iPhone pics that I snap here and there on the go just to capture a moment, which end up living on my phone until I run out of memory and have to dump them onto my computer or delete them.  I try to post at least one picture a day to Instagram, but there are so many that end up on the "cutting room floor" because they're not perfectly in focus, not well-lit or just not right for a square.  Or maybe they're totally fine, just forgotten about and skipped over.  Poor sad forgotten photos.  So, I thought it might be fun bring them back to life and to drop a few of them here in a blog post with a quick one-line caption summarizing what's going on. Because I know you're all just dying to see all the photos that weren't good enough for Instagram, right?  

Wanna snuggle?  

Fireman Mac and his trusty fire-fighting dog, Marshall to the rescue! 

This child loves baths more than I love vodka (that's a LOT). 

This is not what I had in mind when I ordered the low-calorie pizza.   

Baby in a box...and baby booty.

Why did they make this so hard to chew on?

Get outta my dreams...get into my little red wagon.

Baby selfie!

The sweet fleeting moment before he kicked her in the stomach and kneed me in the face.

Yes, you may push me around the neighborhood, my humble servant.

Why can't we get a real pony, mama?

Next time make it filet mignon, please. 

I love you. 

I need that phone in my mouth right this second!

Banga (Bambi) looking for his deer friends. 

Oh what a beautiful morning!  Oh what a beautiful day!  I've a beautiful feeling...everything's going my way!

How I get dinner cooked...and why I have to wash all our pots/pans daily (note the ice cubes in them, so the dog can lick them out).