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Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Christmas Tree Shopping



Every year, basically before the turkey from Thanksgiving dinner has even been fully digested, I start getting antsy and excited about getting a Christmas tree. Since the first year Ryan and I were in our house, we've made a point to buy a real Christmas tree from our local farmer's market. I grew up surrounded by fake plastic trees, so that first year with a real tree was a huge shock for me. The smell of the tree was intoxicating and filled the air with the feeling of Christmas. Despite the sap, the plethora of fallen pine needles and the inexplicable magnetism that draws the cat into the branches, having a real tree is totally worth it to us. So, this year, after the Thanksgiving dinner was devoured and the dishes washed, we hauled the kids over to the tree lot to pick out our perfect Christmas tree. 
Our local farmer's market is adorable. Every year for Christmas, it transforms from fruit stands and veggie displays to a magical world of all things Christmas. It's filled with rows and rows of the prettiest pines and sappiest spruces; tables of wreaths and garlands and boughs of holly; giant inflatables, candy canes and reindeer; plus an entire shop filled with treats, goodies, knick-knacks and ornaments. I could spend hours walking through the place, sipping my hot chocolate and sniffing the evergreen. But in reality, I have two impatient kids with me, so instead I chase them down the aisles and attempt to keep them from knocking over trees, while dodging in and out of the crowd around me and wonder why it is my children are always the most unruly and out of control, everywhere we go. 
Mac was given the tape measure and tasked with finding the perfect-sized tree for the space in our living room. Ryan guided us to the section of trees which would fit and set Mac to work. Meanwhile, he had to repeatedly drag me out of the section with 30 foot trees while I said, "Are you sure this one won't fit? Look how pretty it is!" Apparently, spacial manipulation isn't my strong suit. I get a little too excited about big beautiful trees and I think we have cathedral ceilings and room for a redwood, as opposed to the tiny space between the wall and the changing table we actually have in our living room. If we ever move, my next house must have room for the BIG tree. 
Mac has the opposite problem as I do and loves every single tiny tree he sees. The smaller the tree, the more he loved it. He'd say, "Look at this little guy. I love him. Let's take him home!" It was simultaneously adorable and obnoxious as he would literally pick them up and start dragging trees back to our car. 
We finally decided on a nice little spruce that would fit into our small space without a ton of sawing, cramming and shoving. The evidence from last year's overestimation of space/size is still obvious on the ceiling of our living room, so this year we went a bit smaller. I was slightly disappointed, but Mac was blown away with how ginormous the tree we picked out was. He attempted to carry it, but quickly gave up and settled for walking it to the car. 
With the purchase of our tree, we had the opportunity to get a family photo taken of the four of us next to all the pretty decorated trees. We stopped by the Christmas shop to pay for the tree, which is when the kids spied the most ridiculously messy suckers on the face of the earth and insisted on having them RIGHT THAT MINUTE. Silly me thought it wasn't a big deal and let them have them, only to watch in sheer horror as the kids were instantly covered in a thick red, slimy, sticky, sugar-coating all over their faces, hands and clothing. Trying to keep them from touching everything in the store was nearly impossible, so we headed back outside, where every loose pine needle on the block started sticking to them. Trying to clean them up or take away the suckers ended with both kids in hysterics and Ryan and I sprinting back to the car, abandoning the photo opportunity and cursing the stupid suckers under our breath. 
Eventually we pried the suckers out of their sticky hands, wiped them down with baby wipes and strapped them in their car seats while we loaded up the tree on top of the car. Lesson learned...no suckers until we get back home. So, other than the final 10 minutes, it was overall a pretty successful trip to the Christmas tree lot. We missed the family photos, but what kind of outing would it be if we actually behaved and got everything accomplished? That's just not how we roll...
Sara's boots: Khombu Abigail Snow Boot

All of our awesome winter boots are from Famous Footwear. I'm so thrilled to be working with this awesome local company again this season to show off some of their great styles for winter. The kids were both desperately in need of some new warm boots that they could play in, while I was really excited to snag a great pair of warm stylish boots to wear in the snow and to chase them around. If you want to see more photos of how people are styling their Famous Footwear finds, check out the #ohsofamous style gallery


What kind of Christmas tree do you get?


**I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls and the content and opinions expressed here are all my own.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Holiday Kids' Craft Blog Hop

Hello friends! Once again, I'm co-hosting Savvy Sassy Mom's Holiday Blog Hop with a few of my fellow Product Scouts. This is the 4th week of our blog hop and the theme this week is Holiday Kids' Crafts! Each of the co-hosts listed below will be sharing a kid-friendly holiday craft and we'd love it if you joined us and linked-up your favorite holiday kids' craft post from your own blog! This is a great way to discover some new blogs, get fun ideas and make your posts accessible and pinnable for others! I hope you'll join us!

Hostesses:
Amy Gene of O'Leary Love
Angela of Playing with Words
Carrie Beth & Jen of Magnolia Mamas


We've now come to the part of the post where (as co-host of this link-up and mommy blogger extraordinaire) I'm supposed to WOW and impress you with our incredible artsy-fartsy craft skillz and blow you away with my creativity, unbridled patience and uncanny ability to make crafting with kids look easy and fun! However, if you're a regular reader of this blog you know that I don't sugar-coat things and the reality of crafting (or doing anything) with children is much harder and more frustrating than blogs and Pinterest would have you believe. So I'm here today with a confession that I just need to get off my chest...

Hello, my name is Sara and I'm a crafting failure.
Let's just cut to the chase and let me tell you that we tried really hard to come up with a fun and easy kid-friendly craft for this blog hop. We experimented with not ONE...not TWO...but THREE separate crafts and they all failed miserably. One was so bad that I'm too embarrassed to even post the photos. The other two are ridiculous enough that I felt like I had to share, just so you know that you're not alone if you fail at crafts this year too.

For our first craft we attempted to make ornaments from melted beads. Maybe you've seen the tutorials floating around Pinterest on just how easy and fun this craft is. The basic premise is that you fill your metal cookie cutters up with colored plastic perler beads, melt in the oven for a few minutes and viola...instant adorable ornament. How hard could it be? (famous last words)
First of all, those little perler beads are a bitch to handle. They go EVERYWHERE and are a major choking hazard for little ones, so I didn't exactly think that one through. Secondly, Mac had absolutely no interest in trying to make the ornaments look like anything other than a giant glob of rainbow-colored plastic vomit, so I was constantly picking colored beads out of the white snowman and red heart (which were the two he "let" me have). 
Third, we made the mistake of putting the ornaments on wax paper, so after a few minutes in the oven to melt, the wax melted and the whole kitchen filled with smoke which set off the smoke alarms, sending the dog into a barking fit, Mac into hysterics and waking the baby up from her nap. UGH. This is point where I decided that all kids' holiday crafts should be paired with a corresponding adult beverage - the more stressful the craft, the harder the liquor. Paper crafts = beer. Scissors and glue = vodka. Anything with glitter should automatically be accompanied with a shot of tequila. 
Finally, we made two sets of ornaments, one with a thin layer of beads (above right) and one with a thick layer (above left). We weren't sure which would look better, so we experimented. The thin layer of beads stuck to the wax paper, but not too bad to the metal cookie cutters. We did the thick set second, so we swapped the wax paper for parchment (which fixed the smoking and sticking problems), but they completely stuck to the metal cookie cutters, making it nearly impossible to get them out. I had to break out the pliers, a screwdriver and a knife. I lost a couple cookie cutters in the process and also ended up with minor 2 cuts and minimal bleeding. Thankfully no stitches were required (I hope I'm current on my tetanus shot) and the kids didn't witness my temper tantrum while throwing the ornaments around the kitchen in frustration and cussing like a sailor.  
I think maybe the thicker ones look a bit better, but by this point I don't even effing care! These certainly were not worth the effort (or blood, sweat and tears) I had to put into getting them out of the damn cookie cutters. Maybe it'd work better with non-stick cutters? Or just leave the cookie cutters attached?  OR JUST DON'T DO THIS AT ALL. Problem solved. 
Ok, so they're not a complete failure, but definitely not as easy or cute as I'd hoped they'd be (the pictures make them look way better than real life). The hearts and trees turned out the best; the flowers and bells just look like blobs; and the snowmen are just sad melted mutants. Although, the kids didn't care one bit and Mac actually thought they turned out amazing! He kept picking them up and saying "Wow! Look at this one!" over and over. I didn't really know how (or want) to turn them into ornaments, so we ended up adding them to our fake plastic food supply in the kids' play kitchen, so now they have colorful fake Christmas cookies to bake in the little fake oven. They think they're awesome. 
But speaking of complete failure, this next project was a total disaster. My kids love playing with window clings, so I thought it'd be fun to make our own for the front door. Genius, right? Well, here's where Pinterest led me astray. The directions I read for multiple DIY window cling posts told me to add a few drops of dish soap and food coloring to glue, apply the glue directly to a piece of plastic (or any non-stick surface) and let dry. Again, how hard could it be?
We mixed the glue and used plastic cookie cutters for the shapes. Mac loved this project because he's totally obsessed with glue right now and squeezing it out by himself. I usually have to supervise his glue usage or he'll completely drown our projects in glue, so this was a nice project to just let him squeeze away. He still managed to end up with glue and food coloring all over himself, the countertop, the dog and me, but whatever. This is me letting it goooooooooo.
Our first mistake was that the glue ran out from under the cookie cutters, turning it into a giant shapeless puddle of glue. Once we realized that was happening, I put a can on top of the cookie cutter to keep the glue in.  Turns out that didn't really matter, because when the glue dried, it was a thin hard rock -- nothing like a soft sticky window cling. The green dried almost clear with weird hard bubbles in it. The red was hard and curled up on the edges. The white just completely shriveled up and cracked into pieces. The one snowflake below (that looks like a spiderweb) looked okay (hahahaha!) at first, but it was no where close to sticky or clingy and after I peeled it off the paper it curled in on itself and broke. We ended up throwing everything in the trash and scrapping the whole project. 
So, there's that. Neither craft really turned out like we hoped. BIG FAT CRAFTING FAILURE. However, I have to say that the kids had fun and I guess that's the important part. They played with the ugly rainbow cookies and the hardened glue blobs. They didn't have high expectations (or any expectations), so they were pleasantly surprised with our creations and thought the whole process was pretty cool. Mac even told me later that night that he really loves doing crafts with me and it nearly made my heart explode. It just goes to show you that sometimes it's not about the end result, it's about the fun you had and the memories you made along the way.

Now it's your turn!  I've set the bar pretty low (you're welcome!). It's not going to take much to impress me, so show me your favorite holiday kids' craft! 

How to Participate:

  • Link up your favorite holiday sweet treat by putting the URL and name of your blog post into the InLinkz widget below.
  • Visit 3-5 other blogs in the Holiday Blog Hop and leave a comment on other posts.
  • Share this Holiday Blog Hop with your friends and readers on social media using the #SavvySassyHoliday hashtag.
  • Don't forget to head over to Savvy Sassy Moms next week to link up for Week 5 which is all about Holiday Drinks (and I rocked this one)!


Thursday, December 3, 2015

The Great Christmas Card Debacle of 2015

It's the most wonderful time of the year...holiday card time!! If you're anything like me, you love getting a stack of holiday cards in the mail every day. I love seeing all the card designs, the pretty pictures, the clever poems, the announcements about moves and births. I love seeing how big your kids have gotten; I love seeing photos from your vacation; I love that you took the time to send us a tiny piece of your holiday cheer. I display all the cards we receive in our hallway and the kids and I look at them and talk about them all December long. Holiday cards are one of my very favorite parts about Christmas!

However, getting holiday cards and sending holiday cards are two TOTALLY different things. Receiving holiday cards is easy and fun. Sending holiday cards is stressful and exhausting. The whole process of taking photos, selecting a photo, finding the right design, the right colors, choosing the right greeting, remembering to change the name of the family to your family's name!, committing, ordering, proofing, addressing, stamping and mailing holiday cards is enough to drive anyone to drinking (not that I need an excuse or anything). It's just really overwhelming.
Over the last few years, getting my act together and getting the cards out the door on time has been getting harder and harder. When Mac was a baby, I was all over it! I had 6,000 photos of him to choose from and sent a simple card with his big smiling face on it to everyone we knew, showing off our insanely cute baby. The next year I was newly pregnant with Mim and miserably sick and tired. I didn't book our photo session early enough and ended up with a late November date, which got snowed out and rescheduled for mid-December. By the time I got the photos back, ordered the cards, received the cards, got them addressed and stamped it was nearly February. I sent them anyway. Last year we hit the photography jackpot. We not only had an adorable family mini session done, we had photos from an extended family session that we loved and it took me WEEKS of agonizing over the photos and designs to finally pick a card. I was so overwhelmed with choices and the decision felt so momentous that I couldn't make a decision. By the time my husband finally intervened and picked ONE from the 37 options I gave him it was nearly Christmas. 

This year, I had a plan. I was on top of my game and booked a family photo session for early October, ensuring that we had plenty of time to get the photos back, order our cards and get them out well before the last-minute madness. All I wanted was ONE good photo of all of us looking at the camera and smiling. How hard could it be?! I had my amazing friend and personal stylist Dacy (from Mindful Closet) come over and pick out all our fun outfits, which I loved. I booked my other amazing friend and professional photographer Jessica (of Emma Constance Photography) to take our photos. Everything was falling into place!  Until it all just fell apart. 
(photos by Jessica of Emma Constance Photography)

I don't exactly know what happened, but our photo session was a total disaster. We were already running late that morning, when Mim pooped in the car on the way to the shoot, requiring a substantial clean-up and me having no wipes (WTF?). Then Mac decided to run absolutely wild and would not cooperate or get within 25 feet of us without hysterically crying. His pants kept falling down and we had to use a binder clip to keep them up. Ryan was exhausted, I was frustrated. We tried and tried and tried to get it together, but it just wasn't happening.
(photos by Jessica of Emma Constance Photography)

The kids were distracted, the parents were frazzled, the dog was ashamed to even be part of our family. The harder I tried to make it happen, the worse things would get. Bribery didn't work. Distraction didn't work. Silliness and patience didn't work. We hiked around the park, trying over and over. Mac fell down some stairs and had a meltdown. Mim tripped over every stick in a mile radius and had multiple meltdowns. The dog got loose and had to be chased. I had a meltdown. And guess what...after all that forcing, the photos looked...wait for it...forced!  Ugh.
(photos by Jessica of Emma Constance Photography)

Thankfully, my photographer is a really good friend and talked me off the ledge. She assured me that it wasn't just me and my kids weren't purposely trying to destroy my life. She told me every family has an off year and this was ours. It's normal. She reminded me that 3 and 1 are TOUGH ages and they won't be this little or uncooperative forever. She pointed out all the adorable shots that we did get of each of the kids individually and tons of great ones of each parent with the kids. She reminded me that we'll have these hilarious memories from the session and always look back on them and laugh.

And in the meantime, she agreed to come over to our house and try ONE MORE TIME to get that money shot of the 4 of us that would be Christmas card worthy...
And we screwed it up again! 

No really...we got some cute shots and a winner for the holiday card! But what kind of story is that?! Two months later and I'm finally over my sobfest about how my children are trying to ruin my Christmas (kidding). We got a great shot of the 4 of us (no dog this time) for the card and I set to work getting them ordered. After that ridiculous family photo debacle, I wanted the card ordering process to be as easy as possible.

I used Minted and was blown away with how easy they made it this year. You can sort by greeting (Christmas, Holiday, New Year), by how many photos you want on the front (0-3+) or by photo orientation (portrait, landscape, square). You can arrange by price, whether you want folded or flat, letterpress, foil printing and more. You can also upload your photo and see it/them directly in the cards while you're browsing! This was GENIUS. Minted has so many great options, but they were not so overwhelming that I couldn't decide. I narrowed down our decision by choosing a Christmas greeting, selecting 1 photo (landscape orientation) and picking a complimentary color. I think I got our selection down to about 12 that I loved and then went back to them over the course of an evening and made my final decision the next morning. Viola! I've included some of my favorites below.

Once you pick your card, you still get to customize it with more photos, text or design on the back, you can choose different edge types (rounded, scalloped, etc.), order coordinating labels and envelope liners. So many amazing options! 
I haven't sent out our cards yet, but tune back in a few weeks from now and I'll show you the final photo and holiday card design we chose.


Anyone else have holiday card drama this year?


*I received this product as part of the Savvy Sassy Moms Product Scouts program. All opinions are my own.

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Turkey Sausage Pasta with Cherry Tomatoes

Five years ago, I posted a recipe for Turkey Sausage Pasta with Cherry Tomatoes that I'd made for the first time. It was AMAZING and quickly became a favorite in our house. I think we've had this pasta for dinner at least 100 times since then and we can't get enough. I probably make it twice a month and I triple the recipe so Ryan and I can both have leftovers for lunch and have it again for dinner the next night. It's that good.

Every single time I make the recipe I think about taking photos of what I'm doing so I can update my old blog post with pretty pictures (my photography skills have drastically improved in the last 5 years). However, it's usually dark when I cook or I'm surrounded by wild animals (children) and can't pause long enough to snap a photo.  However, by some miracle (babysitter), I finally made this pasta early enough in the day that I could take some photos. So, I've updated the old post and figured that while I'm at it, I might as well share the recipe with you again, just in case you need a new addiction (or just something for dinner). You can refer back to the original post for all the juicy details (seriously...there is much discussion about juice).  And if you make this, please come back here and tell me how amazing it was. 

Turkey Sausage Pasta with Cherry Tomatoes
(Adapted from Cook Yourself Thin Faster)
Yield: 4 Servings

Ingredients:
1 lb. lean (sweet or spicy) Italian turkey sausage (remove casings before cooking and crumble meat)
2 garlic cloves, minced
1/8 tsp. red pepper flakes (or more, to your taste)
1 pint cherry tomatoes, halved
1 tsp. fresh thyme, chopped
1/4 cup white wine
1/4 cup chicken broth
3 tablespoons Italian dressing
salt & pepper (to taste - I use a lot of salt)
7 oz. whole wheat linguine, cooked al dente
1 tbsp. fresh parsley, chopped
lemon

Directions:
1. Spray a large nonstick skillet with cooking spray and place over medium-high heat. Add the sausage; stir occasionally, making sure to break up the sausage into pieces. Cook for 5 minutes (until the meat begins to brown).
2. Add the garlic, pepper flakes, tomatoes, and thyme. Cook until the sausage turns dark brown and the tomato skins have burst.
3. Add white wine, chicken broth and Italian dressing. Season with salt and pepper. Let simmer for about 10 minutes.
4. Add the al dente cooked pasta to the sausage and tomato mixture, stir to combine. Let the pasta soak up the extra juices and the sauce thicken (the longer the better).
5. Serve in a bowl, sprinkle with fresh parsley and a squeeze of lemon juice.

Buon Appetito!