Yay! The beach again!
Check this out Sage, I'm going in the water.
Hey Sage, look how wet my feet are!
All the way up to my knees! It's crazy! I'm a wild woman today!
Watch out for those waves, Sage.
They'll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
What? You're going in? Are you nuts? I'm out of here.
Oh, you stupid water dog. Now look at you, you're soaking wet.
You're such a Golden.
Us Shelties, on the other hand, we do not get wet.
We might go in the water, but we would never bathe in it.
We might tippie toe in, just to cool off...
But as soon as we're done, we're outta there.
We shake it OFF.
See Sage, like going through the dryer.
You're still a puppy. You have not yet mastered the shake and fluff.
And by the way, rolling in the sand does not make you dry.
And seaweed wraps are for spas, not for eating!
Seriously, will you ever learn?
Now, if you'll excuse me for a moment...
I've got some birds to chase.
How dare they fly over my beach!
A dog's got to protect her territory from all unwanted flying creatures.
You've got a lot to learn little one.
But I'll be there to teach you.
That's what big sisters are for.