He's really been on a daddy kick lately...
Me: What do you want to name your new fish?
Me: What do you want to name the other fish?
Mac: More Daddy
Nanny: Who's your favorite nanny?
Mac: Miss B
Nanny: Who's my favorite two year old?
Nanny: Who's your favorite sister?
Nanny: Who's your favorite mommy?
Me: Do you remember what the bunny's name was?
Me: No, the bunny at the birdhouse...what was her name?
He gets two vitamins every night with dinner and is obsessed with them...
Nanny: What's your favorite food?
Mac: Cheeseburger, pasta and two vitamins.
Me: Who lives at your house?
Me: Who else?
Me: Anyone else?
Mac: Two vitamins.
Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Mac: Two vitamins.
Me: No, we have two vitamins with dinner. What do you want for breakfast?
Mac: Three vitamins.
He's really into telling us that he "likes" things...
While looking at the fish:
I like that fish. I like that fish. I like that fish. I love that fish. I like that one. I like fish.
After farting twice (one big one and one little one):
I like the little toot.
While walking around the nature center:
I like nakes (snakes). I like turtles. I like owls. I like dillos (armidillos). I like bats. I like birds. I like big nakes. I like nakes...a lot.
Instead of "I love you" he says "I missed you"...
Me: I love you, Mac.
Mac: I missed you, mama.
Every time he sees Sage he give her a hug:
I missed you, Sagey.
After finding a cricket outside he holds it in his hands, puts his hands to his cheek, closes his eyes:
I missed you, cricket.
Whenever he sees Mim in the bouncy seat:
I missed you, sista.
Other random adorableness...
Me: Mac, did you have fun at the Rams game?
Mac: Uh huh.
Me: Did they win?
Me: Why not?
Mac: Bad defense.
Mac: I need a bone.
Nanny: Why do you need a bone?
Mac: To chew.
Nanny: Boys don't chew on bones, dogs do.
Mac: But they taste like cheese.
While reading a book and pointing to all the babies:
He's sad. He's mad. He's happy. He's cold. He's frustrated.
Me: Is that your cricket?
Mac: I caught him!
Me: Is he dead?
Mac: Nope, he's ok.
Me: Is he sleeping?
Mac: No, he's fine.
Me: Are you sure?
Mac: I like crickets.
Me: If he's dead we need to get rid of him.
Mac: Flush him down the toilet.
Me: Yeah, we could do that.
Mac: He'll find Nemo!
Trying to get my attention:
Mom, mom, mom, mommy, mommy, mommy. SARA!!!
Talking to himself while casting his fishing pole:
Cast cast cast. Really far. Good cast! See the bobber. Fish on. Reel reel reel. Reel reel reel. Got one! Bluegill. Big bluegill. Little bluegill. I like bluegills. Take him off. Throw him back. Good job! Way to go!
gwirrwell = squirrel
gungreen = sunscreen
dick = stick
geezer weezier - Geez Louise
gared = scared
home base run fireworks = home run