How you doing?
I've just been sitting here thinking about you.
Ok, so I was really thinking about eating that rock, you caught me.
But it looks so delicious.
I was also thinking about how fast I am.
Betcha can't catch me!
Ok, so you got me.
Do it again!
You won't get me this time!
Do you need me to slow down for you?
(With an Italian accent)
Why you no chase me no more?
Alright then, let's play in the dirt.
Do you know what goes well with dirt?
It makes mud.
Add a leaf and a rock, you've got dirt stew. It's delicious, trust me.
Toddler Top Chef, here I come.
NO PICTURES PLEASE!
The paparazzi is insane around these parts.
Guess I could always outrun them.
But what's the use? I'm just so popular.
I'll probably have my own cooking show soon.
I'll only use fresh organic local ingredients from my street.
Delicacies like gum balls and maple leaves...
...pebbles and sticks.
I'm going to need a bigger bucket.
Hey girl, want to be my sous chef?
Love and kisses,